"I have perky boobies"-Tom DeLonge

mahrkay-man:

tomalomadingdong:

mahrkay-man:

#tom must’ve left our room without putting his pants on

oh. 

 I ALREADY SAID I WASN’T FUNNY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO RUB IT IN.

SHUSH ITS HILARIOUS but he remembered his jacket but not pants… oh. haha idk im sorry

 I DON’T KNOW HIS ARMS WERE COLD. but somehow his legs were warm. this doesn’t even make any sense anymore, i’ll just stop talking.

mahrkay-man:

#tom must’ve left our room without putting his pants on

oh. 

 I ALREADY SAID I WASN’T FUNNY, YOU DON’T HAVE TO RUB IT IN.